Now I eat a handful of mini cucumbers


Now I eat a handful of mini cucumbers

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When I was pregnant for the first time, nearly 8 years ago, I was a pretty stereotypical first time mom: couldn wait for maternity clothes (um, why?), took ridiculous update progress shots in the full length mirror for Facebook (remember when people put pictures of themselves on Facebook?), took a 14 week long class on the Bradley Method and pushed my heroically patient husband to the breaking point with the recommended natural birth videos (the scars linger), and sat at a desk for 40 hours a week, mainlining White Cheddar Cheezits and wondering why on earth the recommended pregnancy weight gain was capped at 35 pounds while I easily summited 55.

Fast forward about a year and baby number two was on the way. I learned firsthand that breastfeeding did not, in my case, yield weight loss results, and that taking Cheezit pounds off was substantially more difficult than shoveling them on.

For little John Paul pregnancy, I was determined to do things better. For starters, a gym membership to the local 24 Hour Fitness, whose facilities (and childcare) I availed myself of no fewer than 5 times a week. Through week 40. The low point for that pregnancy experience probably came the day after delivery, when a sweet and severe nurse caught me on a hospital scale in the canada goose black friday L hallway (why? why???) trying to calculate how much weight canada goose langford uk I dropped from giving birth and shooed me back into my room with strict instructions to look at that thing for a good 6 weeks. wasn wrong, incidentally.

By the time pregnancy number three rolled around, I found myself morning sick for the first time and living in canada goose uk office a foreign country far from the usual suspects in American junk food options, without a car and so hoofing it around the city with 2 toddlers for 4+ miles a day, and very, very sickened by the smell of diesel and cigarettes.

Eureka! I recall thinking as I stepped on the scale in my American doctor office. I had found the secret, and it was not owning a car or living near a supermarket that canada goose jacket outlet sale sold Ben and Jerry or Doritos. Except, you probably know how this story ends, and it ends with an 18 week nosedive back into mostly sedentary American living and the occasional flirtation with Domino pizza.

Canada Goose Jackets Still, I strapped that stupid FitBit on every day and made sure I hit my 10,000 steps. I rejoined a gym and made up the difference there during inclement weather. I ate Paleo 90% of the time. And the end result? 44 pounds. Which means I gained 40 pounds in approximately 4 months, and it was exactly as comfortable as you imagining it to be. Canada Goose Jackets

Perhaps at this point you seeing a pattern, and perhaps as someone living outside of my body, it easier for you to accept: there seems to be a predetermined weight or at least a range most of us hit during pregnancy. For some women it may indeed be 20 30 sweet, fluffy pounds. Bully for them. For me, it a pair of preschoolers.

By the time baby number 4 came into existence, I was still hitting the gym, but more for sanity sake (hellooooo, kid club) than from any real desire to sweat. But sweat I did, still remaining faithful to my 10,000 + steps and managing to separate my pelvic joint prematurely, necessitating much hobbling and many, many trips to the chiropractor from week 28 on.

canada goose black friday sale What I finally figured out this time, 5th time around, dense as I am, canada goose outlet is that my body is going to pack on the Canada Goose Jackets pregnancy pounds like the potato famine is beginning anew and the only thing it can about it do is convert every calorie consumed directly into a carbohydrate (Irish genes are smiling). I can go to the gym, but nothing is going to move that needle southward (or slow it northern ascent) other than delivery and, for me, for the final 15 20 stubborn pounds, weaning. canada goose black friday sale

I have no gym membership this time around. Lacking both the time and money, I contented myself with neighborhood strolls with the preschool set and lots of trips down to the basement laundry. The other day while moving outgrown maternity clothes into storage (the indignity!) I came across my abandoned FitBit and strapped in on just for fun.

The result for an day, puttering around the house, grocery shopping, car pooling and kid wrangling? You guessed it: 10,000 steps.

You better believe lol at 10 pm when I peeled that sucker off, because I distinctly recall doinglapsaround our rental house, 2 pregnancies ago, desperately trying to hit that 10k mark before bedtime but only at like, 7k or something for the day. (I guess my advice to people looking to be less sedentary would be to have a kid or four, because hoo boy, will that get you up and movin noticed a funny little correlation this time around, too, between not obsessively hitting the treadmill for 60 minutes a day and my hips not splitting apart prematurely like a Trader Joe shopping bag. I feel better, overall, even despite the usual litany of heartburn, an achy back, and the stress of carrying around a couple dozen extra pounds.

When I feel particularly worn out, I started implementing this bold new strategy where stop what I doing and down. Revolutionary, I tell you.

canada goose uk outlet I also given up (almost completely) on monitoring what I eating. Perhaps this one is a terrible idea that will haunt me come January, but as long as I not bringing terrible junk into the house or hitting the Chicfila drive through too hard, I basically eating a well balanced diet. Is it THM compliant? Ha. The first trimester put a swift end to that fantasy. Is it Paleo? Well, that depends if ever a caveman were to be found eating peanut butter toast at 1o pm. (For the record, I think he have eaten it, if he could have located it.) canada goose uk outlet

buy canada goose jacket cheap Hand in glove with the novel approach of not policing my own plate like a caloric parole officer has been the compete absence of any scales during this gestational go round. We don have one at home to begin with, but I taken the extra step (ba dum ching) of climbing up on the doctor scale and turning around to stare blankly at the wall over the nurses shoulder while she adjusts the slidey thingy. Wisely, she caught on pretty quick, and so I have no idea what I weigh at this moment, nor am I obsessively calculating many pounds per week to stay under x number by December 31st? is nice. buy canada goose jacket cheap

canada goose uk shop I noticed that it making me a little nicer to myself, too. I catch a canada goose outlet toronto location glimpse of the belly bulk in the mirror and instead of recoiling in horror I only give a mild startle before telling myself (sometimes audibly) is worth it. You are worth doing this for, baby. I feel like I kind of starting to mean it. canada goose uk shop

canadian goose jacket Obviously I felt it was it with each of my previous children, but pregnancy has always been, for this recovered bulimic, cheap canada goose china a battle in self loathing and no small amount of panic over the process of gaining weight. For 10 years I worked diligently, obsessively, to the point of illness, in an attempt to canada goose black friday deal control my appearance and, when failing, in an effort to punish my body for perceived misbehavior. Some women find the experience of pregnancy and motherhood healing for their poor body image and disordered thought processes. I found it exacerbating and, if you forgive the use of the word, still battling those demons, but they are far more effectively tamed by words of truth are fearfully and wonderfully made, are the light of the world than by act of self punishment and caustic self criticism. canadian goose jacket

I hoping I can hang onto this slightly rosier self image after delivery, because as anyone who ever made that first trek from the hospital bed to the bathroom knows, getting the baby out is only half (or in my case, usually about a quarter) of the battle.

So, arriving in a long winded fashion at the summary, here is what working for me this time around:

cheap Canada Goose No weighing in. Not at home, and not at the prenatal visits cheap Canada Goose

Positive self talk, both in the mirror and randomly throughout the day. Especially effective when responding to negative cognitions like feel fat. I so huge. I so gross. I can do this. It sounds silly, but sometimes literally just reversing the statements don feel fat. I not that big. I carrying new life. I am great at being pregnant! does the trick. guys are worth it. Yes, isn mommy belly getting big? It full of the baby, isn it exciting? This happened with each of you etc. etc. I really, really don want to saddle my kids with the guilt of feeling in any way responsible for my own dissatisfaction with my body and/or the effects of motherhood. (I would say for Evie in particular, but honestly, I want my boys to have a healthy appreciation for what is normal and beautiful about motherhood, so they can affirm and appreciate their wives and their sisters and their female friends as adults.)

Not policing my plate. I trying to not like, go crazy, but I being a lot more lenient than usual, and I finding that while I probably eating more junk food from time to time in terms of frequency, I not doing the death spiral of crap I ate 2 cookies, better finish off the bag because NOW ALL IS RUINED. So I ate a couple cookies and also had a handful of Luke french fries at lunch. Oh well. Now I eat a handful of mini cucumbers. (

canada goose coats on sale Just buying (or borrowing) maternity clothes that fit. (and not wearing the ones that make me feel gross)I not recoiling in horror if the tag has a on it, nor am I settling for something just because have it or lent it to me. Rather, my litmus has become, is it a. comfortable and does it b. makes me feel reasonably good? If so, winner. canada goose coats on sale

I found (thanks, Eliz!) the magic equation this go round to be tight fitted black top + flowy cardigan/vest/jacket + skinny jeans to be foolproof. The belly is clearly and flatteringly defined, the problem areas (read: arms and back) are nicely camouflaged, and the jeans stay up. I basically wear the same outfit 6 days a week, switching out top layers and jewelry as needed.

canada goose store Not killing myself on the treadmill. It counterintuitive to everything I (thought I) knew about health and fitness, but getting my activity from daily living this time around instead of clocking in 5 days a week at the gym is so much easier on the not so young any more pregnant bod. If you can work out all through your pregnancy, you are a rockstar, and I salute you. And I no longer feel the need to compete with you. Liberation, thy name is sitting down. canada goose store

uk canada goose outlet Finally, I been more cognizant this time that this could be canada goose outlet in chicago the last baby. (Future me is LOLing and rolling her eyes into the back of her skull) but really, it could be. We definitely come to regard our fertility as an unwieldy and unpredictable gift, and there really no guarantee we get to do this again. So even though I counting the days till canada goose uk outlet delivery, I trying to savor the 29 weekness of things too, you know? Like, what if I never feel a little person rolling around under my skin again? What if I never experience the sweet dynamic of a two year old whispering proclamations of love to my stretched out belly? What if I neverdevelop heartburn again simply by smelling the food that I cooking? (Okay, I could go without that last one.) uk canada goose outlet

Whew, that was a novella. Not sorry enough to edit it down, though. And to be perfectly transparent, I still have moments of texting my best friend (oh, like, earlier today, for example) can do this for another 10 weeks, how can I keep doing this? slash whining to my sister about how bad I look in all my clothes. But. It a work in progress. And as the proverb says, to make progress than to curse Cheetos in the darkness. something like that.